Branson Fasricci
Editor-in-Chief
Branson Fasricci was born, somwehere at sometime, and does not intend to die. For Mr. Fasricci is a universal constant. With effortless motion he directs the press and sends forth each issue to where it must reside. No champion to chance, raise cheers in his name, but go away when you do. He has grown bored with you.
Miguel Morales
Director of Tropical Hot Dog Related Shenanigans
Miguel Esteban was born on June, 10 1979 in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico, & grew up in Central Florida where, at the age of eight, he fell in love with literature after reading the entire Hardy Boys series in one summer. He is currently single & residing in NoCo - northern Colonialtown - in downtown Orlando. His hobbies include playing chess, football (the kind you play with your feet), basketball, & world travel. His life ambition is to found an island nation where nobody works, & profit form it. He is also a multi-instrumentalist musician & violin teacher.
Thomas Adriaan Hellinger
Minister of Propoganda
Thomas Adriaan Hellinger was born December 26, 1983 in San Diego, California and, due to the Mayo clinic's asinine decision to place a clinic in Jacksonville, spent seventeen years of his early life studying stupidity from Florida's best exemplars of idiocy. As a young adult he migrated to more hospitable climbs in the City Beautiful. After several wasted years, he fell in with activists and has begun training in the dork arts, and after gaining his associates degree at Valencia Community College has moved on to the college of Engineering and Computer Science at UCF. Thomas has worked as an organizer for ACORN, is currently the treasurer for Jobs With Justice, and is the provisional director of the UCF Young Communist League, in addition to being a member of UCF-Student Labor Action Project and Orlando for Peace and Justice. He also contributes to the Dutch publication Biografie Bulletin and the People's Weekly World. Mr. Hellinger is single and enjoys chess, reading, science, and other pursuits that should have earned him beatings in high school.