So you've read the press, so ofcourse that means you love it. You want our editors to have your babies, you'd give your life for us, etc. We love you too. But we're just not ready for that kind of commitment, so we think we should still see other people...
Don't cry those pretty little eyes of yours though. We can still do stuff together. Would you like to send us some submissions@weaklytelepath.com perhaps? At the press we're always on the lookout for all sorts O' stuff. Poetry, stories, essays, how-to's, artwork, etc. We're also particularly interested in local reporting, and we take submissions with pseudonyms so you don't have to worry about the "real" media finding out you consorted with us.
Thats right lads and lasses, we started our own DIGITAL MILITA™. You know that you want to join, so JUST DO IT™ already. In addition to the glory of protecting orlando's only ESSENTIALLY MENTAL™ media on the internets, you will be kept abreast of all the goings-on of our fine publication(s). How else will you know about all those cool parties we may or may not throw?
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